If all you need is a picture of a beach .. despair.com demotivational poster

On a recent podcast (it might have been the 'picky' one from Career Tools) Mark mentioned a poster from despair.com along the lines of "If all you need is a picture of a beach to motivate you ...".

I can't find the poster on despair.com, and I can't remember the entire quote.

Does anyone know where the poster is?